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oh yeah mister krabs

is this 50 shades of grey

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da-alien:

Long distance relationships aren’t so bad if your dick is long enough to reach ya girl

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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thoughtslostandfound:

Don’t go to college and forget why you’re there

avehotsumma:

I just really want my pussy eaten

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  • Period: Your stomach hurts.
  • Period: No it doesn't, eat everything.
  • Period: Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!
  • Period: No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.
  • Period: Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.
  • Period: You want to fuck him.
  • Period: No you don't, kill him.
  • Period: You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?
  • Period: Never mind, just find people and kill them.